braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

alltheladiesyouhate:

symbiotictoxin:

alltheladiesyouhate:

"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it

But she is a supporting character.

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: callmeoutbro)


(Source: eroticfriendfictions)


a-sweet-cereal-killer:

hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

OH MY GOD 


amygloriouspond:

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

You need to run him, okay? Show him it’s still the good old days.


"You’re a wee little puppet man!"

(Source: lisathevampireslayer)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

shallnotsurrender:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

I SAID THIS TO SOMEONE TODAY AND HE TOLD ME “WELL WHATS STOPPING YOU?” AND IT REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE SO I KISSED HIM AND HE KISSED ME BACK AND KISSED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A MOVIE.

This was really fucking cute

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

blackberryshawty:

Me: are these skinny jeans men’s or women’s?
Me: *sticks hands in pockets*
Me: and we have the answer

burnupasun:

the struggle between wanting to read new books and reread the entirety of harry potter is so real

(Source: punkscully)

deductiontoseduction:

last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

anewweapon:

My standards for boys:

  • tall
  • dark hair
  • stubble
  • cute smile
  • love horseback riding
  • unusually long life span
  • speak elvish
  • secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
  • Aragorn
  • be Aragorn