do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
But she is a supporting character.
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later
I regret nothing
And that’s how I ended my senior yearLesson: Never be ashamed to go alone
OH MY GOD
You need to run him, okay? Show him it’s still the good old days.
"You’re a wee little puppet man!"
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
I SAID THIS TO SOMEONE TODAY AND HE TOLD ME “WELL WHATS STOPPING YOU?” AND IT REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE SO I KISSED HIM AND HE KISSED ME BACK AND KISSED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A MOVIE.
This was really fucking cute
Me: are these skinny jeans men’s or women’s?
Me: *sticks hands in pockets*
Me: and we have the answer
the struggle between wanting to read new books and reread the entirety of harry potter is so real
last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
My standards for boys:
- dark hair
- cute smile
- love horseback riding
- unusually long life span
- speak elvish
- secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
- be Aragorn